![]() But the legislation wasn't focused on the debt crisis. The title-"The Breaking the Gridlock Act"-could have given it away. The vehicle for the vote is a bill from Rep. The sacred House texts include all the cool procedural moves, including the discharge petition, the wet Willie, and the popular “Hey look over there!” ![]() It would require the support of the entire Democratic caucus and at least five Republicans willing to cross party lines. House Democrats are using a discharge petition-a rarely used procedural move to get a bill out of committee-to force a vote with support from 218members. House Speaker Marjorie Taylor Greene (let’s stop pretending it’s Kevin McCarthy, shall we?) thinks she's so smart, eh? She thinks she can ram through draconian budget cuts-including services for seniors and veterans-as ransom for raising the debt ceiling, eh? Well, joke's on it…I mean, her…because House Democrats apparently blew the dust off the chamber's sacred rule book and found maybe a loophole that'll whipsaw Greene's bill back in her big dumb face: Puppy Pic of the Day: Hello there, Turkey Bacon!ĬHEERS to debt ceiling jiu-jitsu. Pardon me if some left-wing bias is showing here, but I’d rather get my scientific information from scientists than from Limbaugh. One theory of government is that it only reacts to a crisis trouble comes when we cannot even agree on what a crisis is. Rush Limbaugh, for some bizarre reason, has taken it upon himself to crusade against the idea of global warming as some kind of left-wing plot. ĭenial of global warming is being aided and abetted by those whom McKibben calls “confusionists”-ideologues and industry flacks who keep trying to discredit the scientists by using inaccurate and misunderstood statistics. Seeing yet another story in the newspaper about global warming doesn’t make much of an impression unless, of course, some storm has just knocked out your electricity for three days and your acquaintance with the greenhouse effect is now measured in buckets of sweat. Net worth of The Bank of Bill in Portland Maine, down from its peak of $5.3 trillion, when it was seized by the feds this week: 1 jar of pennies Percent chance Australia is banning recreation vaping by making vapes available only by prescription as a stop-smoking aid: 100% Kilos worth of drugs seized in the operation: 850 and international law enforcement while seizing over $53 million in cash and crypto as part of a raid on a dark-web drug ring: 288 Job vacancies in March, the lowest in two years: 9.6 million ĭays 'til Dessert Wars in Washington DC : 2 If you ever show your face here again, you’re sleeping on the couch. And while it is clear once again that you didn’t hear this prayer, since it has obviously gone unanswered for another year, we can only assume that you’re seeing another universe. O Lord, please give us the strength and wisdom to abolish opening prayers on the National Day of Prayer on account of they're silly. Note: Now that we're all publicly gathered on this National Day of Prayer, I'll start with the customary opening: ✌ If you’re ever invited to a squirrel party, leave the Jägermeister at home.Ĭheers and Jeers for Thursday, May 4, 2023 ![]() ![]() ✌ The biggest surprise to artificial intelligence is how much it’s had to dumb itself down to match human intelligence. ✌ Another thing you can thank the MAGA cult for: doorbells are now almost as deadly as guns. ✌ The Supreme Court, which would like you to take them seriously, once ruled that people aren't people, and later ruled that corporations are. ✌ Something you rarely heard during Alexander Graham Bell's time: "Dammit, I just dropped my phone in the toilet." ✌ The right-wing religious and political kooks who want the death penalty for American doctors who provide abortions here have no problem with doctors performing abortions in Israel because they don’t want to rock the Rapture boat. Also what I know: Republicans are the #1 violators of their own billboards. ✌ I look forward to the day when I can tell my GPS to tell the GPS in the car in front of me to tell the driver to quit driving like an idiot. But I think for the good of the country he should step down from making music in favor of a younger Willie Nelson. They've dominated the hair care industry since forever. Everybody already knows they're groomers. ✌ The red-hatted cult's attempt to smear gay people as "groomers" can't help but backfire.
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